A Low Down Dirty Shame Quotes

Peaches Jordan: Shame might be soft on you, but I can see through all that Maybelline. And you ain't nothin' but a gold-diggin' skank, tryin' to get a man for all he's worth. You hurt Shame again, you betta watch yo' back!


Shame: I'll go take me a shower and pretend that I didn't wake up in The Crying Game!


Shame: Salt-N-Pepa must had a garage sale.


Shame: "Ooh, silk drawers and a green tie. I gotta wear these together! I hear those ladies callin' my name, 'Shame, Shame!' 'Leave me alone, stop tuggin' at my silk drawers, don't love me like you do!'
Peaches Jordan: Are you makin' fun of me?
Shame: Hell, yeah!


Shame: Luis says that the white man can kiss his butt!
[to Luis]
Shame: Tell 'em you're friends with Al Sharpton.
[Rides off]
Shame: Black Power! Black Power!


Bernard: Calm down.
Wayman: [on the floor convulsing] : Oh, no.
Bernard: Calm down! It's not blood, just wine.
[Louder]
Bernard: And the nominees for best actress in a groovy nightclub drama... Miss Wayman Harrington!


Bernard: [after Shame lies about him and Wayman] He's lying! Don't believe him, Bernard. Don't believe him.
Shame: Oh, you didn't say that last night when we was in bed together, girl!
Bernard: You *slept* with him? You *slut*!
[slaps Wayman senseless]
Wayman: Bernard?
Shame: Save your tears, honey, you never had a chance! Coffee's good with cream but better when it's black!
Bernard: Don't you ever, *ever* call me again. And you "Mr. Coffee", if you like some steamed milk with your double espresso, I'm your man!
Wayman: Bernard, I'm sorry! I promise I'll call you.
Bernard: [simultaneously] Don't sorry me, Wayman!


Bernard: Yoo-hoo Wayman.
Wayman: Hey Bernard.
Shame: Excuse me, who's this?
Wayman: This is Bernard and what's wrong with you?
Shame: "The Bernard"?
Bernard: Yes it's me.
Shame: Homewrecker. He's with me.
Wayman: Shame. I can't believe you just.
Shame: You are my stuff and you know it girl.
Bernard: Stuff?
Wayman: Bernard he's lying. Don't believe him.
Shame: Oh you did not say that last night when we was in bed together girl.
Bernard: You slept with him? You slut!
Shame: Save your tears honey you never had a chance. Coffee's good with cream, but better when it's black.
Bernard: Don't you ever call me again. And for you Mr. Coffee, if you like a little steamed milk with your double expresso, I'm your man.
Wayman: Bernard I'm sorry. I'll call you.
Bernard: Shame why did you do that?
Shame: If you help me find this girl, I'll call and tell him it was a joke.


Peaches Jordan: You remeber when we first met.
Shame: Yeah. I busted you stuffin' CD's in your underwear.
Peaches Jordan: Well Whatever. I liked you. And I was only 16 and I knew it wouldnt work. Now, I'm 22 going on 23. Can't you see how much I've grown?
Shame: You mean you ain't wearin' that trainer no more?


Peaches Jordan: This is Fremi.
Shame: "Frem-may".
Peaches Jordan: This is "Frem-me", with an I, not an e.