A Kid in King Arthur's Court Quotes

King Arthur: Camelot rots, and I play at being king. I want her great again.


Calvin Fuller: Look, Your Majesty, I don't want to insult you or anything, but are you nuts? This isn't the castle. This is the real, in-your-face, carjacking, drive-by-shooting, kill-you-for-your-Reeboks street life.


Maya Fuller: I get your room if you get killed.


Calvin Fuller: Let's boogey.


Calvin Fuller: Geez, this always works in the movies!


Calvin Fuller: Lord Elastic!


Calvin Fuller: [to Kane, after the King's announcement that anyone can enter the tournament] That's your cue, professor.


Lord Belasco: Declare my victory!
Princess Katey: Wrong again, dweeb.


Master Kane: [after Calvin gives him a candy bar] You are truly a great knight!


King Arthur: Let all who witness this know: It does not take a sword and stone to make a hero.