8 Million Ways to Die Quotes

Sarah: [to Scudder] You're just an opportunistic prick who'd fuck mud if it'd move a little and not complain too much.


Angel Moldonado: Sometimes in the course of doing business, it becomes necessary to remind people that they bleed when they die.


Angel Moldonado: Guy had no predecessors and no successors. He was the best.


Angel Moldonado: Why are you being so rude, man?
Matthew 'Matt' Scudder: Rude? You were rude all over the fucking street with Sunny, weren't you, man?


Matthew 'Matt' Scudder: They're 8 million stories in this story... 8 million ways to die!


Joe Durkin: They're used to be three murders a day... now it's up to five!