2 Fast 2 Furious Quotes

Brian O'Connor: You still fight like shit, bro.


Brian O'Connor: How do ya like them apples?


[about the Evo ]
Brian O'Connor: All right, let's see what this thing can do.


Brian O'Connor: You ready for this?
Roman: Come on, man. Guns, murderers and crooked cops? I was made for this, bro.


Suki: Loser walks home.


Monica: You might wanna keep your eyes on the road, playboy.


Tej: Damn, Suki, uh... When you gonna pop my clutch, huh?
Suki: As soon as you get the right set of tools.
Tej: Yeah, a'ight.


Roman: He did the stare and drive on you, didn't he? He got that from me.


[about Brian's record ]
Monica: He's clean, dirty, but clean.


Roman: You're not gonna do what I think you're gonna do.
Brian O'Connor: Yeah, I think so.


Roman: Only my homeboys call me Rome, pig.


Tej: Whoa, fellas, fellas. I know my tags are outta date, but damn.


Brian O'Connor: So, Dunn, looks like we're gonna be partners, bro. Could you tell me right quick what would be a better motor for my Skyline, a Gallo 12 or a Gallo 24?
Agent Dunn: Um...
[clears throat]
Agent Dunn: 24?
Brian O'Connor: I didn't know pizza places made motors.


Enrique: You know, I like you. But I still gotta kill you. It's my job.


[after Roman Pearce smashed the car window]
Brian O'Connor: Now put your blouse back on.
Roman Pearce: Hater.


Brian O'Connor: Home stretch, baby.


[Brian turns his car around and drives backwards down the highway]
Roman: CRAZY-ASS WHITE BOY!


Brian O'Connor: Nice shirt, Bilkins.
Agent Bilkins: It's my day off.


Tej: Do I even wanna know where the Skyline is, Dawg? Or where you've been for the past couple'a days? Or where the hell you got these rides from?


Jimmy: Evo? Where'd you get an Evo from?


Brian O'Connor: Hey, Jimmy! We got any half-empty bottles of nitrous laying around?
Jimmy: Sure, but I already loaded you with spray.
Brian O'Connor: I'm thinking we may need it for something else. 'Cause our cars may get a little crowded.


Roman: Damn! Where'd ya'll confiscate these rims from, man?


[to Roberto]
Roman: Enjoyin' the ride? Man, it's a fast car, huh? Man, it's a classic. Old school. American muscle. Man, this car can do all kinda things, man. Wanna see?


Korpi: American muscle.


Roman: [to Enrique and Roberto] Verone pay ya'll to keep a straight face like that? 'Cause If I was makin' money, shit, I'd get that mole removed off my damn nose.


Roman: [to Enrique and Roberto] How much he pay ya'll anyway? Every time I see ya'll, man, ya'll got the silk shirts on, jewelry, you know, lookin' real Miami. You know? I caught you walkin' up in the club, you got the hamburger meat all hangin' out, you know?


Brian O'Connor: They got deep pockets?
Tej: Real deep.
Brian O'Connor: What's up, Suki?
Suki: What's up, Bullet?
Brian O'Connor: What do you say we kick it a nickel?
[Orange Julius rattles off something in Spanish]
Orange Julius: No one said nothing about raising the stakes!
Brian O'Connor: If that's the case, why don't you ask these nice people here to back off the line so you can go home?


Roman Pearce: Don't even think about takin' the convertible. It might loosen your mousse.
Brian O'Connor: No, that's cool. That's too much chrome for me anyways.


Tej: All right. You each got a barrel to go around down at the end of the road here. Second wave gotta sit tight till your partner crosses this line right here. First team to go down and back twice wins the race... at which point, the losers WILL hand over them keys. Otherwise, you'll be eating breakfast through straws from now on.


[when Brian crosses the finish line first]
Roman Pearce: Got two new cars! That's all my man!
Korpi: Damm!
Roman Pearce: Y'all ain't ready, homeboy! Get to walking, Fabio.
[as they were leaving]
Roman Pearce: Use them bus tokens, partner!


[first lines]
Tej: Yo, Jimmy, man, give me the status. Tell me we good.


[last lines]
Brian O'Connor: Pockets ain't empty, cuz.
Roman Pearce: And we ain't hungry no more either, brah.


Suki: Whoa, smack that ass!


Roman: Why must I chase the cat?


Carter Verone: [to his potential wheelmen] Recently, my red Ferrari was taken by the police and now sits in an impound yard in Little Haiti. The car is not important. What is important is the package in the glove compartment. Get it and bring it back here.
Darden: Are you saying we gotta audition?
Carter Verone: Nobody's got a gun to your head.


[Carter reveals the package was a cigar]
Roman: We did all that for a damn cigar?
Carter Verone: No. You did that for a job.


Roman: You were totally checking her out.
Brian O'Connor: No, I wasn't!
Roman: Yes, you were!
[this continues for some time]
Roman: Yes, you were!
Brian O'Connor: Alright, I was. Now shut up.
Roman: You shut up! Don't tell me to shut up!
Monica: Both of you girlies shut up! My god! It ridiculous.


[Carter is being arrested]
Roman: Bye, Carter. Don't drop the soap!
Brian O'Connor: You realize that when he gets out, he's gonna kill your ass.
Roman: Yeah, he's not getting out.
[Brian laughs]
Roman: [nervously] He's not getting out, right?


[During the opening race, Suki is trying to pass a rival]
Suki: Move, bitch!


Brian O'Connor: [after Brian and Rome escape and Tej and Suki get cited by the police] Thanks a lot, Tej. You're the clutch. I owe you one big time.
Tej: [staring angrily at the officer] Yeah, Brian, you really do owe me, man. You really do.
[Suki elbows Tej]
Tej: Us. Suki says you owe *us*, aight?


Roman Pearce: The old man's gonna blow our cover before we even get started.
Agent Markham: [holds gun at Brian and Rome] Stop right there! Hands where I can see them!
Brian O'Connor: What's going on here?!?
Agent Markham: Hold this.
[tosses Agent Dunn his pistol]
Agent Markham: You think you can shoot at me? I'm a goddamn federal agent!


Agent Dunn: [Roman grabs his food] Hey, that's mine!
Roman Pearce: So?